I had visitors this week, I had visitors so bad! They made me go outside so many times and I think I will never recover. I have been molested with nature all week long, nature has
messed with me, and as a result I am awake at 6:00 in the morning watching an actual sunrise. So disgusting! Sliming me with its light!
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you are such a treat
"What Are These Bird Noises All About"
I think it's mainly a mix of get off my lawn! and If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?And sometimes:
Oh my God! It's a cat! It's a cat! It's a cat! It's a cat! It's a cat! It's a cat! It's a cat! It's a cat! It's a cat! It's a cat! It's a cat! It's a cat!
(repeat indefinitely while cat lies in the sun completely ignoring you)
Nic, it is the best thing you can say about a person.
Help! Police! The bird expert is making me laugh!
more harp pictures, please!
"I have been molested with nature all week long, nature has messed with me..."
This made me smile -- what kinda twisted sister am I? :-D
Ivy, you're clearly in the right place!
I'm sending you a duck, maybe two. Open package gently, it might contain eggs. The combination of two dogs and a pair of ducks nesting next to the house is REAL noise!
synatie<--when you think of two equally good synonyms
I will eat those ducks, Jim, and then the noise will be inside me.
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