Sunday, May 03, 2009

WHAT DID I DO, Indeed

Oh my God, have you read Larry Rivers' autobiography? That man had sex with everything, including velvet chairs! He got Jean Garrigue pregnant and William Carlos Williams gave her a free abortion! What? WHAT? How did I not know this? Representative quote:

"Am I saying that if five women sat on my cock or masturbated in front of me, they'd have a perfect right to categorize me as retarded?"

Riddle me that, puritans! It is a question for the ages.

7 comments:

Suzanne said...

I LOVE your blog.

Radish King said...

I've read it several times. What Did I Do? Even the title cracks me up.
r

Tricia said...

Thank you, Suzanne! I hold your caps next to my heart.

It is so, so good, my priceless one. When will you write yours, so I can finally sleep with something true under my pillow?

Radish King said...

A terrifying endeavour for all.
xo

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steef said...

Pull my daisyTip my cup
All my doors are open
Cut my thoughts for coconuts
All my eggs are broken.

Tricia said...

MESMERIZING. Ginsberg's pantomime!