Oh my God, have you read Larry Rivers' autobiography? That man had sex with everything, including velvet chairs! He got Jean Garrigue pregnant and William Carlos Williams gave her a free abortion! What? WHAT? How did I not know this? Representative quote:
"Am I saying that if five women sat on my cock or masturbated in front of me, they'd have a perfect right to categorize me as retarded?"
Riddle me that, puritans! It is a question for the ages.