Saturday, April 25, 2009

What Are These Bird Noises All About

I had visitors this week, I had visitors so bad! They made me go outside so many times and I think I will never recover. I have been molested with nature all week long, nature has messed with me, and as a result I am awake at 6:00 in the morning watching an actual sunrise. So disgusting! Sliming me with its light!

8 comments:

Nic Sebastian said...

you are such a treat

Harry said...

"What Are These Bird Noises All About"

I think it's mainly a mix of get off my lawn! and If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?And sometimes:

Oh my God! It's a cat! It's a cat! It's a cat! It's a cat! It's a cat! It's a cat! It's a cat! It's a cat! It's a cat! It's a cat! It's a cat! It's a cat!
(repeat indefinitely while cat lies in the sun completely ignoring you)

Tricia said...

Nic, it is the best thing you can say about a person.

Help! Police! The bird expert is making me laugh!

Anonymous said...

more harp pictures, please!

Ivy said...

"I have been molested with nature all week long, nature has messed with me..."

This made me smile -- what kinda twisted sister am I? :-D

Tricia said...

Ivy, you're clearly in the right place!

Jim said...

I'm sending you a duck, maybe two. Open package gently, it might contain eggs. The combination of two dogs and a pair of ducks nesting next to the house is REAL noise!

synatie<--when you think of two equally good synonyms

Tricia said...

I will eat those ducks, Jim, and then the noise will be inside me.