Friday, February 27, 2009

Curse You, Hayes Code, for Killing Good Movies Forever

Yesterday I got 5500 hits for no reason, which is maybe normal for blogs that aren't about Wallace Stevens, but to us represents something of an anomaly. It turns out Urlesque linked to a baby nightclub remark I made a while ago, erroneously assuming it to be a joke. FACT CHECK: Open your eyes, Urlesque; baby nightclubs are real, and I can prove it. Fix your gaze on my favorite Baby Burlesk of all, Glad Rags to Riches, which was tragically unavailable when I made my previous post. Take particular notice of the trick pickle that shoots juice directly into Shirley's ear!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

that's obscene.

Patricia Lockwood said...

Only if you hate good times!

Anonymous said...

Young ladies have accused me of having a trick pickle. I pretend that I have no idea what that means, but it does help to explain the connection between the stork and Vlasic Pickles.

My verification word is "aburous." Used in a sentence it goes thusly: "Cheney had an aburous temperment and often provoked his colleagues."

Anonymous said...

since when is obscene bad? you don't know anything about me--and i thought we were BFFs.