Yesterday I got 5500 hits for no reason, which is maybe normal for blogs that aren't about Wallace Stevens, but to us represents something of an anomaly. It turns out Urlesque linked to a baby nightclub remark I made a while ago, erroneously assuming it to be a joke. FACT CHECK: Open your eyes, Urlesque; baby nightclubs are real, and I can prove it. Fix your gaze on my favorite Baby Burlesk of all, Glad Rags to Riches, which was tragically unavailable when I made my previous post. Take particular notice of the trick pickle that shoots juice directly into Shirley's ear!