Friday, February 23, 2007

My Sincerest Apologies


        It's an owl-and-a-pussy-

both-content
agreement.

from "Propriety"

I stumbled across this line and decided it was high time to revisit a certain marzipan vagina straight out of the past, just the way you like them. Honestly, though, I almost didn't have the heart to post this one. I mean, what is wrong with me? Kids come to this blog looking for help with their homework, and how do I thank them, with candy vagina owls! Am I not a child of God? Did my mother not raise me right? And the answer to that is, no to the second because no to the first. I was going to have the owussy saying something a little cleverer, like, "I am never so content as when I am digesting a girthy vole," but that seemed a little unwieldy when all was said and done, and in the end I could not resist the balls-to-the-wall elegance of all those Hoo HOOs.

5 comments:

Radish King said...

omg, it's a vuh-j-j owl!
i wanted to laugh but my throat is too sore so i just sat here and said oh crap oh crap.

Jilly said...

hahahaha

Tricia said...

*blushes* You are too kind, with the laughing and the oh crap oh craps.

Anonymous said...

I accidentally just had that on my monitor for several minutes while discussing with a co-worker when Robin Williams will release the long-awaited hybrid sequel to "Patch Adams" and "Man of the Year," which will be titled "Retard Doctor President Uses Humor to Cure the Paraplegic Man of His Dreams with Assistance of Tommy the Talking Typewriter"

Tricia said...

I hope you get fired, and then have to sit at home watching Retard Doctor President Uses Humor to Cure the Paraplegic Man of His Dreams with Assistance of Tommy the Talking Typewriter all day long on cable!