FINE EVERYONE WINS I AM ON TWITTER NOW, you can find me here
Late adopter, you say? Why, I'm a later adopter than a man who adopts a baby when he's a hundred years old! (Twitter-type joke)
Anyway, this is happening, I'm on Twitter and I'm ready to "go hog-wild" with a "bird in my mouth"
That's an expression people use, on Twitter
(No it is not)