NEWSFLASH

FINE EVERYONE WINS I AM ON TWITTER NOW, you can find me here

Late adopter, you say? Why, I'm a later adopter than a man who adopts a baby when he's a hundred years old! (Twitter-type joke)

Anyway, this is happening, I'm on Twitter and I'm ready to "go hog-wild" with a "bird in my mouth"

That's an expression people use, on Twitter

(No it is not)