Wednesday, May 11, 2011

FYI

So it turns out that Elegant Choice is a real name. For ...  for a CREMATION ARK


Cremation Ark- An elegant choice

Our unique cremation ark provides 
an elegant way for pallbearers to participate 
in the procession of the cremated body 
to the final resting place

Experience our contemporary 
cremation Service 
offering our Urn Ark

WE NEED TO FIND A NEW NAME FOR HIM IMMEDIATELY, HELP

Wait now that I'm thinking about it, why not just CREMATION ARK, the best two words that have ever been next to each other

9 comments:

Sarang said...

That would be an elegant choice, yeah. (Sorry, no self-control.)

Patricia Lockwood said...

I prefer my commenters to have little to none of that virtue, Self-Control

I picked ELEGANT CHOICE on the basis that it sounded like a name for cat food that would go in a crystal dish, so to discover this is sadly disillusioning

Harry said...

The choice of any truly elegant cat in surely ROAST LAMB BONE. Although if it’s a cat food it needs to be IN JELLY or, alternatively, IN GRAVY. Like, you know, CREMATED BEEF IN JELLY. Or maybe ELEGANT PIG IN JELLY WITH GREEN PEAS.

Patricia Lockwood said...

My favorite comment from you ever, Harry

CREMATED BEEF IN JELLY

M-----l said...

Isn't Elegant Choice's real name an alias? I've shared hugs and high fives with that guy going back years and I still have no idea what his name is.

Patricia Lockwood said...

It is a classic handed down from the sheep-loving Greeks, M-----l, it clutches a greasy fleece to it

Shrimp Boat said...

I have some suggestions

beth coyote said...

OMG. This is brilliant. As I want to be carried around in a litter while being fanned by palm fronds, this is a perfect extension of my fabulous life.

In other words, "just what I was looking for!"

Patricia Lockwood said...

DOESN'T IT SEEM LIKE A LUXURIOUS FUNERAL, BETH

Huh. Blogger seems to have randomly disappeared the previous comments in this thread -- I did not delete anyone! Sorry to the people who received this persecution