A Conversation Had While Driving
EC: Sexually I have a problem with you
Me: Why? I wanna fuck a Christian dad with milk for blood
EC: IT'S TRUE why is their blood made of milk
Me: I dunno but I wanna rip one in half and make him gurgle like Bishop
OH DO YOU WANT TO SEE A PICTURE
IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS
6 comments:
Hey, that's the most celebrated female action hero in history! And we love her! And that's an android! Without children, needless to say! And 7 billion miles from suburbia! Anyway, it's good to see Garfield is gone.
BUT HIS BLOOD IS MILK, WHIMSY
But it might be toxic mercury or watered down Hostess cupcake filling. It might not be milk.
There are alternatives, you know.
~Beth
NOPE NOPE IT'S DEFINITELY MILK
I can't help it. I love you so much.
love, love, love,
Rebecca
I feel nothing but Love for you ever, my genius
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