Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Anyone Else? No? Just Me?

A Conversation Had While Driving

Me: Something about suburbia that makes me want to fuck a dad

EC: Sexually I have a problem with you

Me: Why? I wanna fuck a Christian dad with milk for blood

EC: IT'S TRUE why is their blood made of milk

Me: I dunno but I wanna rip one in half and make him gurgle like Bishop


OH DO YOU WANT TO SEE A PICTURE


IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS

6 comments:

Whimsy said...

Hey, that's the most celebrated female action hero in history! And we love her! And that's an android! Without children, needless to say! And 7 billion miles from suburbia! Anyway, it's good to see Garfield is gone.

Patricia Lockwood said...

BUT HIS BLOOD IS MILK, WHIMSY

beth coyote said...

But it might be toxic mercury or watered down Hostess cupcake filling. It might not be milk.

There are alternatives, you know.

~Beth

Patricia Lockwood said...

NOPE NOPE IT'S DEFINITELY MILK

Radish King said...

I can't help it. I love you so much.
love, love, love,
Rebecca

Patricia Lockwood said...

I feel nothing but Love for you ever, my genius