Now let us revel in breaking the "no bikini pictures on poetry blogs" rule, because you wouldn't want to miss this:
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Rule 34: Harp Pornography
They made me go to a waterpark! Do you know about these places? They are full of teens, only teens, and everyone is naked so you can't tell how old anyone is, and sometimes you give a girl the NICE BODY nod and then you look closer and realize that she is, like, nine, and then a little perverted tear rolls down your cheek. It must be so confusing to be a man, in this age of irradiated titty-milk! Anyway, I managed to survive the sun and the wetness and the...fun, only to be nearly seduced to death when one of the teen lifeguards came at me with the smoothest line I've ever heard, "Girl, the water at this park is full of AIDS."
Now let us revel in breaking the "no bikini pictures on poetry blogs" rule, because you wouldn't want to miss this:
Now let us revel in breaking the "no bikini pictures on poetry blogs" rule, because you wouldn't want to miss this:
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And to think that I used to find pictures of Harpo Marx erotic. What is the little flag display in the background? Is this a used-harp lot?
You know, for a girl playing a celty-looking harp, you're pretty tanned.
did someone seriously say you've got a TAN?
my captcha is "gonureo" and i love it.
It is art, Admiral! Hanging from a clothesline.
Cuchulainn is kidding, OR IS HE. I am typically the whitest person, but I went to the pool today and returned home the color of a...fox, so ha ha, we all lose!
I meant 'tanned' in a 'when standing between A.E. Stallings and an Irish librarian-vampire' way. A fun pic, but does little to diminish my support for the no bikinis on po-blogs rule.
WELL! I call that ungrateful.
I can't decide which is more disturbing...this picture or the one you posted a couple years ago of your brother with the volleyball.
I should think it would disturb you, M-----l. We are blood relations. I still haven't recovered from seeing that picture of your brother running so nudely in winter, wearing only a beard and a pair of women's shorts.
so the filter on the LAN account i'm using today at this workshop i'm running, okay, blocked my poet friend davey dreamnation's poetry blog but not this one with its highly blockworthy post title.
conclusion: harp pornography is an oxymoron.
ow ow!
Also, I thought you might be interested in
this
Which reminds me, Adam, the overwhelming majority of porn-searchers arrive at my blog searching for "creature porn." That may soon change.
Shannon, I wants it! I mean, I just re-upped my subscription for more than that.
that new yorker thing? I got it as a wedding prez a few years back. it' the gift that keeps on giving.
THERE'S AN INTERVIEW WITH HITLER!
Very nice blog. Great posts
fuck creature porn, i was googling rule 34 ice cream cake as a joke
Where did you get this photo from? That is of my friend, a girl who isn't even 18 yet, would have been 15 at the time. I find this highly inappropriate and think you should remove the photo.
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