What? WHAT?

My first draft of this was horrifying--I made the pig's head and legs out of bacon as well, and the result was not fit for human eyes. Unlike this version, in which the pig is having a good time, all prancing in place while a smile plays over his porky features, all feeling the wind in his bacon sails! He has a sweet secret, but he'll never tell, because he lives in a bottle and is partially dead.