Friday, March 07, 2008

Murder Your Loneliness, for I Have Returned

I'll be taking a break from desecrapretations for a while, for I am embarking at last on my monumental Task, and it will consume all of my sweats for the foreseeable future. However, I'll still smear you with my text as often as I can, and in the meantime, the New Yorker Advertisement of the Day Award must surely go to the one that reads:

for a shutter to attract

The answer is no! THE WOOD IS SYNTHETIC, the website shouts. THE CRAFTSMANSHIP IS ANYTHING BUT. Thank God! At last the world can wash its hands of shutters made by robots, and let in at last a human light.

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