This Is What Happens When I Get No Submissions: Day Seventeen

When I saw how nice Elegant Choice looked in his sand-sexing pictures, I decided I would like to take a few pictures of sand-sexing from a female perspective. You will notice that my poses are more complex; this is because the ladies require complicated foreplay.

If my mother ever saw these photos she would weep blood--not because they are so inappropriate, but because when I was a child she was convinced that I was extraordinarily photogenic. I think these prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that I am the least photogenic person currently living.