I'd Like to Have a Penis, Maybe, but I Would Want It on the Back of My Wrist, So I Could Backhand You and Fuck Your Ear at the Same Time: Day 16

This is what the original picture looked like. I know what you all must be thinking: that my eyes are the eyes of a mesmerist. Also, how nice that I am not afraid to look so unattractive on the internet. This unattractiveness is not entirely the fault of God and my parents; I was trying to make my hair look like a wig.



"For who can care at the wigs despoiling the Satan ear?"

from "Banal Sojourn"

This is what the picture looked like after I drew a wig on myself, made my body a fantasy color, and gave myself Satan ears. You can tell they are Satan ears because the one is calling Jesus a fatso, and you can tell they are being despoiled because the one complains of the molestin' he is currently undergoing.