PEOPLE.
EVERYTHING HAPPENED
WHILE I WAS AWAY
My little sister got married and I was
a Bridesmaid
The night of the rehearsal I looked normal
THE DAY OF THE WEDDING I DID NOT
Look at that rat
She is a rat who is hungry for Bride
And then of course I fell down:
It happens at about minute 2:14
YES that was a Hummer Limo
why would I NOT
ride in a Hummer Limo
every second of my goddamn life
What are you, jealous
Now let us Refresh our Palates
with some Boxcar Children Art
Oh no
The perpetually-five-year-old
dumdum Benny is completely
overwhelmed by cupcakes
He scream to know how many cupcake
there are in the world
THEN
I did a reading with Lemony Snicket
IN A VETERAN'S HALL
and this is the only photographic
proof anyone has of the event
IN A VETERAN'S HALL
and this is the only photographic
proof anyone has of the event
what is WRONG with me
I am a angel from heaven
and my big chubby knee is coming
to kill you Daniel Handler
(Buy his books he loves poetry
and carries poems in his wallet)
I hate you
I am the Devil
I think here I was trying to fake cry.
Crocodile tears
of the Tricky Filthy One
EVERYTHING HAPPENED
AND THEN IT WAS OVER
THE END
EVERYTHING HAPPENED
AND THEN IT WAS OVER
THE END
14 comments:
holy shit that wedding picture is hilarious. also i like both print dresses you're wearing.
Awwww thank you my treasure -- that is actually the first yellow or yellowish dress I have ever owned because I thought I couldn't wear yellow
AND I ALWAYS WANTED TO WEAR YELLOW
Teehee, I think that's one of the funniest wedding photos I've seen. :-D Also yellow isn't easy. There's green-y yellow and orange-y yellow, which I think yours is, and looks good paired with the black splashes. The end.
wv: botom
You are a darling little pixie.
But remember, you're in all those Important Journals now, and then there's the book, and the readings and such and the imminent Fame, so you may have to start looking all dour and puckery like Louise Gluck (which has an umlaut, but God knows where it is on this keyboard).
I love the Technicolor Big Hollywood intro to that movie.
Hugs,
J
Ivy, the photographer specifically instructed us to pose "as dinos." That was my attempt
lol Whimsy what I actually am is a psycho
Please consider holding your next reading inside a HUMMER LIMO.
I'm so glad I came and checked on you. Have you considered reading in a RETIREMENT COMMUNITY? Or a homeless shelter.
They need your words of healing and your fashion sense.
Really. And your devil face with claws.
X Beth
I’d looove for you to peruse our 24 blogs;
however, lemme first explain something:
my solemn duty, dear, is to serve and honor you
with fundamental blueprints for Civilization’s Psychiatrist…
I’d also love to giveth unto thee ideas
simply because I love the girlish species:
thots you never thot of,
the picturesque protagonist, par excellence,
the non-perishables, the luxurious ditzy-glitz:
the generous, undiluted expansion of d’bizarre;
the epic endoorphins – an open door to an
onomatopoeia Vernacular,
from the high-flying, barnstorming,
toxic firewurKS from yeee-haw KS
taking you in a completely new direction
than where you originally planned!!
O! the mind doth boggle, girly-whirly!!
Why else does a moth fly FROM the night
than to a bold, attractive candle Light??
Don’t let His extravagant Brilliance be extinguished.
You’re creative, yes?
Then, fly-away with U.S. to the antidote…
Whether you obtain morality4mortality to wiseabove
or just glean tantalizing specimens for thy next best seller,
you shall find in our blogs a lotta (subliminal) moxie
which has taken this sinfull mortal yeeeeers to compile:
I lay it ALL out for you, dear, with All-Star-Oxygems:
Wouldn’t ya love an endless eternity
of aplomBombs falling on thy indelible cranium?
An XtraXcitinXpose with no zooillogical-expiration-date?
An IQ much higher than K2?
An extraordinarily, anti-establishment-victory
with both sardonic, satirical wit Who’s savvy
and avant-guarde-humility??
Here’s what the exquisite, prolific GODy sed
(with a most-excellent-detector of bull§ht):
“Faith, hope, and love,
the greatest of these is love –
jump into faith…
and you’ll VitSee with love”
Doesn’t matter if you don’t believe (what I write);
God believes in you.
Meet me Upstairs, girl, where the Son never goes down
from a super-passionate, lucrative iconoclasm where you’ll find
nonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsX…
of deluxe-HTTP [<- pi] opportunities for excitement BTW.
Do it. Do the deed, dude. Sign into the Big-Zaftig-House.
PS “It is impossible that anyone should NOT receive all that they have believed and hoped to obtain; it gives Me great pleasure when they hope great things from Me and I will always give them more than they expect”
-our Lord Jesus to Saint Gertrude
Great post! Your insights are spot-on and really helped me gain a deeper understanding. Thanks for sharing
Jessica| CBD Honey
Your article proved to be highly advantageous.
Ivy James| CBG Isolate
Thank you for sharing this amazing post. You've really inspired me to launch a blog.
Raymond Goodwill | HHCO acetate distillate
Yes, dear, one in which we SINFULL
MORTALS can decide on whethe to
live4God or live4nthn. Our effusive exaggerational alt.blogOrammathons
are here4thy rescue •if• you wannum:
● en.gravatar.com/MatteBlk ●
Cya soon, miss girly girl...
(the 'party' which
we ALL go Home
at TheEnd, lil1 -
if you can reeed
the subliminal...
you've got it right).
God! Bless! You!
I adore your work, and it greatly motivates me.
Scott Martin| Liquidate Inventory
Post a Comment