PEOPLE.
EVERYTHING HAPPENED
WHILE I WAS AWAY
My little sister got married and I was
a Bridesmaid
The night of the rehearsal I looked normal
THE DAY OF THE WEDDING I DID NOT
Look at that rat
She is a rat who is hungry for Bride
And then of course I fell down:
It happens at about minute 2:14
YES that was a Hummer Limo
why would I NOT
ride in a Hummer Limo
every second of my goddamn life
What are you, jealous
Now let us Refresh our Palates
with some Boxcar Children Art
Oh no
The perpetually-five-year-old
dumdum Benny is completely
overwhelmed by cupcakes
He scream to know how many cupcake
there are in the world
THEN
I did a reading with Lemony Snicket
IN A VETERAN'S HALL
and this is the only photographic
proof anyone has of the event
IN A VETERAN'S HALL
and this is the only photographic
proof anyone has of the event
what is WRONG with me
I am a angel from heaven
and my big chubby knee is coming
to kill you Daniel Handler
(Buy his books he loves poetry
and carries poems in his wallet)
I hate you
I am the Devil
I think here I was trying to fake cry.
Crocodile tears
of the Tricky Filthy One
EVERYTHING HAPPENED
AND THEN IT WAS OVER
THE END
EVERYTHING HAPPENED
AND THEN IT WAS OVER
THE END
7 comments:
holy shit that wedding picture is hilarious. also i like both print dresses you're wearing.
Awwww thank you my treasure -- that is actually the first yellow or yellowish dress I have ever owned because I thought I couldn't wear yellow
AND I ALWAYS WANTED TO WEAR YELLOW
Teehee, I think that's one of the funniest wedding photos I've seen. :-D Also yellow isn't easy. There's green-y yellow and orange-y yellow, which I think yours is, and looks good paired with the black splashes. The end.
wv: botom
You are a darling little pixie.
But remember, you're in all those Important Journals now, and then there's the book, and the readings and such and the imminent Fame, so you may have to start looking all dour and puckery like Louise Gluck (which has an umlaut, but God knows where it is on this keyboard).
I love the Technicolor Big Hollywood intro to that movie.
Hugs,
J
Ivy, the photographer specifically instructed us to pose "as dinos." That was my attempt
lol Whimsy what I actually am is a psycho
Please consider holding your next reading inside a HUMMER LIMO.
I'm so glad I came and checked on you. Have you considered reading in a RETIREMENT COMMUNITY? Or a homeless shelter.
They need your words of healing and your fashion sense.
Really. And your devil face with claws.
X Beth
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