Monday, May 30, 2011

Storybook Bears Fall in Storybook Love

Excerpt from novel-in-progress:


Paddington Bear and Corduroy lie down on the mattress together. A single lightbulb swings from the ceiling, illuminating the passionate fur of their faces. "What are we doing," Paddington breathes, lifting a paw to Corduroy's lips. "Oh Paddington -- I'll never feel lost again," gasps Corduroy, as the taste of warm marmalade floods his mouth. "Let the night watchman find me in your body." He enters Paddington with a forceful thrust. "Now I am the one who is a ... stuffed ... bear," cries Paddington, as he clutches the flesh of the teddy against him.


In the corner Pooh silently sits with his camera, recording every move. "Christopher Robin will be pleased," he says to himself. "Christopher Robin will be very pleased indeed."

8 comments:

Whimsy said...

Brilliant! I'm sure there are erotic Ken & Barbie novels out there, but this takes adorable teddy sex to new levels. Is there no end to your literary skills?!

Patricia Lockwood said...

There really, really isn't

sandrasimonds said...

Strange, but fairly realistic :)

Patricia Lockwood said...

I feel that it's exactly what would happen in real life

beth coyote said...

I fear you have now ruined The House at Pooh Corner forever.

And ever.

Radish King said...

I just read this to my son and was banished from my own house forever.

xo

Patricia Lockwood said...

This post should be read to all children, born and unborn

robbergirl said...

your sick beautiful mind!