Do you know what Pyramid Power is? Pyramid Power is what cats would believe if they suddenly found themselves in human bodies. Have you ever seen a cat like perfectly place itself in a doorway so half of it was in and half of it was out? It thinks being like that in a doorway is a magical physical position that's going to help it live forever! That is a fucking Pyramid Power belief in action. Okay, so now that you know the real true facts about Pyramid Power, go ahead and read the Wikipedia entry. It's the best collection of fake information I've ever seen in one place together! It's gold surrounding dead people; it's a wonder of the world; it's a bowl of fruit that stays ripe forever. Let us make a found poem out of it:
Mock the Idea of Pyramid Power
I have built with cardboard
some pyramids you can see,
........which first appeared
in print in 1970. The concept
........of pyramid power is:
an open pyramid large enough
to meditate under! Stand inside
the Great Pyramid as a pyramid
power. Function as a thought-
form incubator. Increase the rotting
ability of one half of the apple.
Sharpen the sharpness of razor
blades. Improve the quality of wine
within. These small carcasses
are not decaying. Their structure
is somehow preserving them.
Small fish and the little piece
of meat still hanging. Stumble
........across a force. Trigger
sexual urges! Convince the Onan
family! Stand inside the Great
Pyramid and release – release
books titled Pyramid Power.
Some people are so energized
they cannot cope with the “dynamo
..........effects” they experience.