Sunday, February 27, 2011

Time for a Photo-Essay? YES

My brother came to visit, and he came with a gift in his hand:

Blown-glass cockatoo statue,
shot through with the colors
of the Ocean

$16.99

WORTH EVERY PENNY

My face is huge, but not compared to the face 
of the terra-cotta pig behind me

Can't see it? LOOK HARDER

Don't ask me what I'm doing. Don't ask me
what I'm wearing. Above all don't ask me
about my hair. DO ASK ME
HOW DRUNK I AM

WE WENT TO HOGWARTS
SO FULL OF FREAKS

We also went to Toon Lagoon, 
which is decorated with giant art 
of Krazy Kat, Little Nemo, Pogo,
and of course a spread-eagled
Cathy sitting on a chocolate
ice cream cone

WHY AM I PUTTING THIS
ON THE INTERNET

A drowned rat prostitute
(very low price)
is excited to get her picture taken
with a Popeye statue in America

8 comments:

Whimsy said...

You're so cute. Hey, were you drinking Mai-tai's out of that blown-glass thing?

Patricia Lockwood said...

Jeff I am a little wretch

GOD I WISH I COULD DRINK OUT OF THAT COCKATOO

Vague Muscle of Longing said...

This is ... not an essay.

Patricia Lockwood said...

You don't know what an essay is Vague Muscle you can't even hold a pen

VMoL said...

don't know ... what ...

pen
is

Odun said...

how drunk were you.?

beth coyote said...

You put this on the internet BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO SHAME.

Love,

The baby Jesus

PS When you act this way, you make me cry.

Bright Animal said...

If more prostitutes looked like that, I'd be way into prostitutes. I'd put "prostitutes" as one of my interests on my facebook page.