Open letter to the man who just came to my blog looking for "saltwater mussel pussy" -- if you are big enough to type, saltwater mussel pussy is too small for you.
Coming from someone who once remarked loudly at a restaurant on this very resemblance, I must raise the possibility that this search may not have been pornographic. (It wasn't me though!)
Nice try, "Michael Robbins" -- this man was from the Philippines. Until I see a hit for "saltwater mussel pussy" from Chicago I will not take you seriously about this at all
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Coming from someone who once remarked loudly at a restaurant on this very resemblance, I must raise the possibility that this search may not have been pornographic. (It wasn't me though!)
The Wikipedia entry for "mussel" offers up this remarkably persuasive evidence
All searches are pornographic, Shannon; that is a basic fact of Philosophy
Oh, real classy—"open letter"! Jesus, you coulda just backchanneled me.
Nice try, "Michael Robbins" -- this man was from the Philippines. Until I see a hit for "saltwater mussel pussy" from Chicago I will not take you seriously about this at all
WAIT UNTIL I GET TO CHICAGO!!!!
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I don't think it means like stuff we learned in school.
Do it, Rebecca -- throw your wrench in the wurks!
Hey, I like mussels except for the time I ate a huge plate of them in NYC when I was pregnant. Not a good idea.
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