Did you know there was briefly a FEMALE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? Back in the 80s, during the run of the original cartoon series, the explicit rule was "no female turtles"--the creators, Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird, agreed that a female turtle was "a lame, stupid, creatively bankrupt idea." However, in 1997, a live-action series called Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation introduced a character named Venus de Milo so that...eventually the Turtles would have someone to have sex with, I guess!
Oh my God they gave her breasts a little bit
Oh my God her shell has a crotch, it is a BODYSUIT,
now everyone is wondering
what her vagina is like
It is amphibious, even more than a regular vagina
OH WHY JESUS NO
Now I'm going to give you the gift of a lifetime. It turns out some people on the internet have thought a lot about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles getting it on. There is...fan art. Turtles are frenching humans, Turtles are frenching humans with cat faces, Turtles are frenching lizard-women, Turtles are frenching each other. Turtles will be frenching YOU, if you are brave enough to click this link. Surprisingly safe-ish for work!