FOUND POODLE POEM

What a beautiful JonBenét

It took me like three hours

to finish the shading on your upper lip

You're not even trying 

this is basically Chewbacca 

The Creative Poodle Owner
Should Never Feel Restricted

The extremely tiny Poodle is designated a toy.

Ten inches describes a miniature. Neon light 

is the best for Poodle grooming. Visualize 

your Poodle as a living canvas. Snip and comb, 

snip and comb. Never be lax, and never be brutal.

Give the face a quizzical expression. Full ears are 

also very attractive. Scissor evenly for a hedge-like 

look. If you wish to have rosettes. The head should 

have a sheep-like look. For a lion-like appearance. 

There is no distinct "Poodle" shape. The pompon 

on the tail. The pompon on the head. The pompon 

..................................................is round and high.
Rinse the dog. It should squeak when you stroke it.
Dress the Poodle in finery. You can spend anywhere
from fifty cents for a dog toy to two hundred dollars
for a mink coat, and all for your Poodle. Shock
your friends and please your enemies. He may be
a spoiled mother's darling, but not vicious. Chew sticks
made of rawhide, tug-of-war toys. Poodle reigns,
..................................and will reign, king of them all.

--from Know How to Clip a Poodle, by Dana Miller