You thought I wasn't going to post any crazed-looking bikini shots this year, didn't you? Well you were wrong! It is a tradition, and I will continue it until I die.
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This is for you, man who will one day
google "ugly thinking ladies"
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Who will take me seriously on the internet now
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What am I doing with my face and my hands? Have I been struck blind? Am I writing poetry? Did someone drop a box of matches, and sexy Rain Man is counting them? It isn't healthy.
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Why can't I be more like this guy? He even has a job!
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Fifty years ago this poor girl
would have been put in an institution
14 comments:
Tricia, why are those geraniums crying little rope tears? Why so sad?
I was going to ask a similar question, but I couldn't figure out a way to put it delicately.
Don't be afraid to enlarge; those are MINI-CAT-HEADS
Enlarge? I would rather hold the magnification and stick with tiger geraniums. Some things are better left... well, you get the picture. Jeff, you can jump in any time.
They are cat-heads wearing clown wigs
And maybe they are crying milk
Not with that abdominal wall in photo #1.
THIS is how you get traffic to a blog.
AWWWW YEAHHHHH
38 visits today alone
Now, well do we see why your sainted mother could not display your beach photos without cropping! This bohemian display of your...person...is completely unacceptable. There are your...bosoms...floating on the water for any passing stranger to come up and make motorboat sounds into, as though you were some sort of boat dealership hussy offering to let any clown with a dollar hear what it's like to own an Evinrude. You don't need cat-heads in clown wigs. You need the guy at the football games with the rainbow clown wig, Rollen "Rockn'Rollen" Stewart, with his John 3:16 Sign. Just because you have a beautiful body is no reason to put it on display! Oh, and around 29 of those visits were mine.
Actually, my first reaction was "hubba, hubba", and then I realized that no one has said that in 75 years.
Ha ha motorboat sounds
I wonder who was the first person to think of doing that
We totally need to bring hubba hubba back
Hubba Bubba is around and don't you forget it
I will chew a piece today, for celebration
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