Saturday, August 21, 2010

Tears of a Clown

You thought I wasn't going to post any crazed-looking bikini shots this year, didn't you? Well you were wrong! It is a tradition, and I will continue it until I die.
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This is for you, man who will one day 
google "ugly thinking ladies"
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Who will take me seriously on the internet now
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What am I doing with my face and my hands? Have I been struck blind? Am I writing poetry? Did someone drop a box of matches, and sexy Rain Man is counting them? It isn't healthy.
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Why can't I be more like this guy? He even has a job!
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 Fifty years ago this poor girl 
would have been put in an institution

14 comments:

ron hardy said...

Tricia, why are those geraniums crying little rope tears? Why so sad?

Whimsy said...

I was going to ask a similar question, but I couldn't figure out a way to put it delicately.

Tricia said...

Don't be afraid to enlarge; those are MINI-CAT-HEADS

ron hardy said...

Enlarge? I would rather hold the magnification and stick with tiger geraniums. Some things are better left... well, you get the picture. Jeff, you can jump in any time.

Tricia said...

They are cat-heads wearing clown wigs

And maybe they are crying milk

ron hardy said...

Not with that abdominal wall in photo #1.

Sam said...

THIS is how you get traffic to a blog.

Tricia said...

AWWWW YEAHHHHH

38 visits today alone

Admiral Farragut said...

Now, well do we see why your sainted mother could not display your beach photos without cropping! This bohemian display of your...person...is completely unacceptable. There are your...bosoms...floating on the water for any passing stranger to come up and make motorboat sounds into, as though you were some sort of boat dealership hussy offering to let any clown with a dollar hear what it's like to own an Evinrude. You don't need cat-heads in clown wigs. You need the guy at the football games with the rainbow clown wig, Rollen "Rockn'Rollen" Stewart, with his John 3:16 Sign. Just because you have a beautiful body is no reason to put it on display! Oh, and around 29 of those visits were mine.

Whimsy said...

Actually, my first reaction was "hubba, hubba", and then I realized that no one has said that in 75 years.

Tricia said...

Ha ha motorboat sounds

I wonder who was the first person to think of doing that

Tricia said...

We totally need to bring hubba hubba back

SarahJane said...

Hubba Bubba is around and don't you forget it

Tricia said...

I will chew a piece today, for celebration