Elegant Choice, hardworking newspaper man, sends us this priceless communication:
MASSIVE FIGARO FROM ALL ANGLES
It refers I think to a container ship that just came up the river, it is so so massive, it is giving our town such a Figaro from all angles. Support newspapers, people. When they go away, accidental sex euphemisms like this will die with them.
4 comments:
I have a massive Figaro myself, but it's largely due to long weeks at the gym and too much Vitamin D. I'm hoping the death of print media will erase all the symptoms, but I'm still reading the advice columns.
You poor man
I've been trying to come up with some "Barber of Seville" jokes but I got nothin'.
Don't blame yourself
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