Friday, August 27, 2010

HA HA HA

Elegant Choice, hardworking newspaper man, sends us this priceless communication:

Most unintentionally weirdly sexually suggestive headline of all time:

MASSIVE FIGARO FROM ALL ANGLES

It refers I think to a container ship that just came up the river, it is so so massive, it is giving our town such a Figaro from all angles. Support newspapers, people. When they go away, accidental sex euphemisms like this will die with them.

4 comments:

Whimsy said...

I have a massive Figaro myself, but it's largely due to long weeks at the gym and too much Vitamin D. I'm hoping the death of print media will erase all the symptoms, but I'm still reading the advice columns.

Tricia said...

You poor man

Admiral Farragut said...

I've been trying to come up with some "Barber of Seville" jokes but I got nothin'.

Tricia said...

Don't blame yourself