Elegant Choice, hardworking newspaper man, sends us this priceless communication:
Most unintentionally weirdly sexually suggestive headline of all time:
MASSIVE FIGARO FROM ALL ANGLES
It refers I think to a container ship that just came up the river, it is so so massive, it is giving our town such a Figaro from all angles. Support newspapers, people. When they go away, accidental sex euphemisms like this will die with them.