ME: I just don't understand why they have to put dye in everything. Kids all over the nation are having shocking Boo Berry craps and no one even cares.
MOM: They put it in medicine!
ME: WHY
MOM: I was reading the back of an emetic bottle once, and the ingredients included blue dye. Why put it in something you're going to throw up?
ME: Whoa, hold on, that sounds wonderful actually--they should advertise their product around that concept. IF YOU GOTTA DO IT, MAKE IT BEAUTIFUL.
MOM: It would soon be the most successful emetic by far.
ME: The commercial shows a child in slow motion throwing up a rainbow. The rainbow writes across the bottom of the screen: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE. BARF IT OUT. The camera cuts to a toilet bowl full of chunks, and the chunks are totally prisms.
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I don't know why you are the Empress of the entire universe.
xox
wv: Blerlin. It's the lesser Berlin.
Actually I find your advertising strategy pretty good. I would be a customer for this good product.
I would prefer to be the EmperOR, Rebecca; the Emperor when he is crowned receives a new penis made out of silk and rubies.
I would be a customer also! My pukes are pretty good already, but they could always be improved.
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