ME: I just don't understand why they have to put dye in everything. Kids all over the nation are having shocking Boo Berry craps and no one even cares.
MOM: They put it in medicine!
MOM: I was reading the back of an emetic bottle once, and the ingredients included blue dye. Why put it in something you're going to throw up?
ME: Whoa, hold on, that sounds wonderful actually--they should advertise their product around that concept. IF YOU GOTTA DO IT, MAKE IT BEAUTIFUL.
MOM: It would soon be the most successful emetic by far.
ME: The commercial shows a child in slow motion throwing up a rainbow. The rainbow writes across the bottom of the screen: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE. BARF IT OUT. The camera cuts to a toilet bowl full of chunks, and the chunks are totally prisms.