KLUTE: Jane Fonda is the scariest prostitute of all time, because she hates America
BLACK NARCISSUS: It is so scary when the nun buys all that makeup
THE NEVERENDING STORY II: Well...see for yourselves. Ladies and gentlemen, there is a hole in the internet and I am here to fix it. PROBLEM: Fewer pictures of Rockbiter Jr. online than is necessary to ensure the total happiness of the human race. SOLUTION: Me on all fours in front of the television for like an hour, painstakingly pausing and unpausing two minutes of film.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Next Year's Costume: Sexy Rockbiter Jr.
The scariest thing is tardiness, so here is my Hallowe'en post for you! I know actually no one in my new town, so I spent the day watching the following terrifying films: