KLUTE: Jane Fonda is the scariest prostitute of all time, because she hates America
BLACK NARCISSUS: It is so scary when the nun buys all that makeup
THE NEVERENDING STORY II: Well...see for yourselves. Ladies and gentlemen, there is a hole in the internet and I am here to fix it. PROBLEM: Fewer pictures of Rockbiter Jr. online than is necessary to ensure the total happiness of the human race. SOLUTION: Me on all fours in front of the television for like an hour, painstakingly pausing and unpausing two minutes of film.
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What scares me is when I am presented with a series of photos like this by a doting new parent and asked, "Isn't he adorable?"
"Hard-hearted Hannah, the vamp of Savannah." Now you can take day trips to the Northern part of the state to look for locations where they filmed "Deliverance." The hill-folk say that on crisp autumn nights, when the moon is dark and the rustling of the trees is stilled by the failing wind, you can still hear the snickertysnicker of Burt Reynolds trimming his moustache. Brrrr! Creepy!
Truth. The day someone opens up a wallet and shows me a picture of Rockbiter Jr. is the day I can say sincerely, "He's beautiful."
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