Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Next Year's Costume: Sexy Rockbiter Jr.

The scariest thing is tardiness, so here is my Hallowe'en post for you! I know actually no one in my new town, so I spent the day watching the following terrifying films:
KLUTE: Jane Fonda is the scariest prostitute of all time, because she hates America

BLACK NARCISSUS: It is so scary when the nun buys all that makeup

THE NEVERENDING STORY II: Well...see for yourselves. Ladies and gentlemen, there is a hole in the internet and I am here to fix it. PROBLEM: Fewer pictures of Rockbiter Jr. online than is necessary to ensure the total happiness of the human race. SOLUTION: Me on all fours in front of the television for like an hour, painstakingly pausing and unpausing two minutes of film.


Admiral Farragut said...

What scares me is when I am presented with a series of photos like this by a doting new parent and asked, "Isn't he adorable?"

"Hard-hearted Hannah, the vamp of Savannah." Now you can take day trips to the Northern part of the state to look for locations where they filmed "Deliverance." The hill-folk say that on crisp autumn nights, when the moon is dark and the rustling of the trees is stilled by the failing wind, you can still hear the snickertysnicker of Burt Reynolds trimming his moustache. Brrrr! Creepy!

Tricia said...

Truth. The day someone opens up a wallet and shows me a picture of Rockbiter Jr. is the day I can say sincerely, "He's beautiful."