This violent visual...handjob, given by Art to the English language, hangs in splendor on the wall of the local Panera Bread. Question for the artist: WHY DID YOU HAVE THIS IDEA? Every day of my life I encounter more people who are confused about the minimum requirements of a pun. It is not enough, for instance, to write, "a stitch in time saves dog," above a drawing of a crying dog getting his foot sewed back on. Or wait a minute, maybe it IS enough! I can't not make a pun even when I try!
Pretty sure they have butts like that.