Your mistress is sick as a hound; she will return in a few days when she is feeling better. In the meantime, please enjoy these pictures of her helping a child to the vision of a Rex,
and savoring the flowers she received on Valentine's Day.
The note read:
COULDN'T HAVE NEGOTIATED THAT BUSINESS DEAL WITHOUT YOU!
The name should have read BLONKERST, obviously, in honor of a famous local person who recently died. If you think it's too good to be true, get ready: BLONKERST was her first name. All her sisters have names like Cindy. It may have been what killed her.