Friday, February 20, 2009

Here Is Your Valentine

Your mistress is sick as a hound; she will return in a few days when she is feeling better. In the meantime, please enjoy these pictures of her helping a child to the vision of a Rex,















and savoring the flowers she received on Valentine's Day.















The note read:

COULDN'T HAVE NEGOTIATED THAT BUSINESS DEAL WITHOUT YOU!

LOVE,
BLON
KERST

The name should have read BLONKERST, obviously, in honor of a famous local person who recently died. If you think it's too good to be true, get ready: BLONKERST was her first name. All her sisters have names like Cindy. It may have been what killed her.

3 comments:

rachel said...

holy smokes, it's a dino-faced baby.

Tricia said...

Well, what were you expecting?

rachel said...

cop an attitude with me, lady, and i'll eat that kid. i swear to god.