Disclaimer: In real life, my mother does not look like this! In real life, my mother is the nicest-looking. This is her undead alter-ego, MOMMY NO-NO, who emerges whenever my mother attempts to warn me about a DANGER.
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Herpes, AIDS, and now Urinary Tract Infections. When will the government start requiring a warning label to be placed on all weenies at birth? Them thangs is dangerous!
Regarding having your own television show: I was going to write a post in my own blog about opting out of the mandated switch to digital TV receivers, but Rebecca Loudon beat me to it. The internet is where you belong--you and R Loudon are both quite entertaining, and I hope she reads this because I can't post comments on Radish King
I love spangly costumes. You don't have to think so much with pretty girls in spangly costumes. And thinking is obviously no longer a part of the American way of life. There's a new show coming on the G4 channel called "Hurl." Contestants will devour "Fear Factor" type fare in large quantities and then show personnel in bio-safety suits will put them through physical contests designed to induce nausea. The last one to hurl is the winner. I'm only sorry that Oppenheimer didn't live to see this.
Disclaimer: In real life, my mother does not look like this! In real life, my mother is the nicest-looking. This is her undead alter-ego, MOMMY NO-NO, who emerges whenever my mother attempts to warn me about a DANGER.
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Herpes, AIDS, and now Urinary Tract Infections. When will the government start requiring a warning label to be placed on all weenies at birth? Them thangs is dangerous!
Miss Emperor, goddamn you should have your own television show. I swear it. You would be filthy rich and the world would be a better place.
The End.
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No doubt, Admiral. If I ever have a male infant, I plan to dye his penis safety orange.
Beautiful Rebecca, secretly I agree with you, though it is not etiquette to say so!
Regarding having your own television show: I was going to write a post in my own blog about opting out of the mandated switch to digital TV receivers, but Rebecca Loudon beat me to it. The internet is where you belong--you and R Loudon are both quite entertaining, and I hope she reads this because I can't post comments on Radish King
What if Rebecca and I had a television show TOGETHER? And we danced, and sang, and wore spangly costumes?
I love spangly costumes. You don't have to think so much with pretty girls in spangly costumes. And thinking is obviously no longer a part of the American way of life. There's a new show coming on the G4 channel called "Hurl." Contestants will devour "Fear Factor" type fare in large quantities and then show personnel in bio-safety suits will put them through physical contests designed to induce nausea. The last one to hurl is the winner. I'm only sorry that Oppenheimer didn't live to see this.
Are you overburdened with thoughts, Admiral? I can see that you may well be.
Well, it just would have made Oppy feel so much better about the atom bomb and the end of life as we know it.
Oppy! Aren't you familiar!
Vaguely so.
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