I have made an important discovery: my new camera takes little videos! I have often thought of setting up a Lady at Work webcam, which would feature me staring huge-pupilled into my monitor while I compiled long lists of animal metaphors, but this is much more convenient. In the meantime, please enjoy a picture of me dancing with my Universe Friend. I'm sure she wouldn't mind appearing here in her entirety, but what sensible person would not prefer her photographic face to be replaced with a morsel of space? Please also enjoy the portraits in the background, and my laser eyes, which neither God nor man has the power to correct.