Today I was thinking that I was tired of the word
douchebag and wanted something a little fresher, so I invented
doucheberg, which means, you're such a douche that I can only see the tip of it! Exquisite, right? Man, I'm such a sparkling portmanteau fountain.
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Very creative and innovative. Good job.
Peep into my blog on friendship greeting cards for some beautiful e-greeting cards and friendly tips.
I'm not sure I know what the tip of a douche looks like, though I'm sure it would serve to sink the Titanic and drown Leonardo DiCaprio.
Would it? I have always thought of him as being very buoyant, and God knows he has come out of a number of other douche-collisions alive and well.
I'm not sure I know what the tip of a douche looks like
It's pink, and has bells attached. I saw one at the antique mall.
You can find them at estate sales, too. Classy ones.
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