Double Woot!

What did I miss while I was away? Let's see: the moon was 100% full over at Dame Loudon the Velcro-Eyed for Loveliness's place, Reb robes her child in monkeys and bananas like a motherfucking jungle king,Whimsy correctly identifies me as one of the funniest women on the face of the earth, Stacy Elaine is taking more walks, Ana is an apparition in a Noel cravat, Ron is famous in San Marcos, Jilly puts classy collars on her birds, Harry believes that certain birds are classier than others, Emily is a menacing librarian, Backwards City wants us to book Screech, and last but not least, C. Dale admits to having several different kinds of Spidey sense.