Thursday, October 12, 2006

Elegant Choice Has Sex with the Actual Beach: Day Eleven

from O Florida, Venereal Soil

A few things for themselves,
Convolvulus and coral,
Buzzards and live-moss,
Tiestas from the keys,
A few things for themselves,
Florida, venereal soil,
Disclose to the lover.

In case you couldn't tell, these are artistic black-and-white photographs of my husband having sex with a mound of sand. Because we live in Florida! And boning it is a good way to make soil venereal! Anyway, the idea was totally mine, but the poses--well, the poses were all his.


Admiral Farragut said...

At first sight I thought to myself, "My! That Elegant Choice is a manly lookihg stud! I'll bet Florida never had it so good!" Then I remembered that Florida looks like an enormous wang with vestigal scrotum and...well, we shall not speak of this. Not ever.

Tricia said...

On the contrary, we will totally speak of this. Every day.

Admiral Farragut said...

You understand, I meant to cast no aspersions on your husband. It's just that when I thought of him and the sand, and Florida, and then the shape of Florida, images unbidden arose in my mind and I saw a well-formed yet tiny man, gripping an enormous wang and savaging it with a ferocity appropriate to those facial expressions. It is not he, nor thee, but the dark recesses of my own tortured and twisted pysche that caused those images. It currently being after office hours for those in the mental health profession, I shall away immediately to seek help at a liquor store. My apologies to all and sundry.

Cuchulainn said...

…And in darkness I woke, dying,
At the edge of the tide, my eyes
Far more than human. I saw for one dim moment
The great dune of this world from both sides,
Man and reptile in the round of their need,
And the salty breeze swirled over my shell,
My flipper and my hand clasped each other,
I ate my one meal of kelp,
And died.

-- Dickey, The Sea Turtle Child

Tricia said...

How did you know, Admiral? Well-Formed Yet Tiny Man is what I call him in our tender moments.

Very apt, Cuchulainn! I am imagining his wang between the little eggs right now.

Radish King said...

Where do I send my costume?

Tricia said...

To me! happybirthdaywallace at yahoo dot com is the account I set up for submissions.


fantastic! schmantastic!

Tricia said...

Thank you!

Anonymous said...

I think he's going to need to seek some help.
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