PEOPLE.
EVERYTHING HAPPENED
WHILE I WAS AWAY
My little sister got married and I was
a Bridesmaid
The night of the rehearsal I looked normal
THE DAY OF THE WEDDING I DID NOT
Look at that rat
She is a rat who is hungry for Bride
And then of course I fell down:
It happens at about minute 2:14
YES that was a Hummer Limo
why would I NOT
ride in a Hummer Limo
every second of my goddamn life
What are you, jealous
Now let us Refresh our Palates
with some Boxcar Children Art
Oh no
The perpetually-five-year-old
dumdum Benny is completely
overwhelmed by cupcakes
He scream to know how many cupcake
there are in the world
THEN
I did a reading with Lemony Snicket
IN A VETERAN'S HALL
and this is the only photographic
proof anyone has of the event
IN A VETERAN'S HALL
and this is the only photographic
proof anyone has of the event
what is WRONG with me
I am a angel from heaven
and my big chubby knee is coming
to kill you Daniel Handler
(Buy his books he loves poetry
and carries poems in his wallet)
I hate you
I am the Devil
I think here I was trying to fake cry.
Crocodile tears
of the Tricky Filthy One
EVERYTHING HAPPENED
AND THEN IT WAS OVER
THE END
EVERYTHING HAPPENED
AND THEN IT WAS OVER
THE END
