Saturday, January 15, 2011

Your Blood Is So Warm

If I know one thing is true, I know that sometimes a poem is just some shit LL Cool J said in 1999. Allow me to take you back.

DEEPEST BLUEST (My Hat Is Like a Shark's Fin)

Uh, my hat is like a shark's fin

Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin

Repeat 5x 

Manmade terror
Hungry jaws of death
Y'all don't cross my depths
I'll pause your breaths
I cause you to sink down forty thousand leagues
Bleeding to death with no arms and short sleeves
My world's deep blue
Killers gotta eat too
Looking for human flesh to rip my teeth through
Other fish in the sea but Barracudas ain't equal
To a half human predator created by a needle
Jet black eyes baby they stare while you sleep
When your Titanic sinks I'm the one you gon' meet
Hearing terrified screams they surround my team
All you see is trails of blood
Even God won't intervene
Nightmares of darkness
My appetite is heartless
Even if we related, you eliminated regardless
In the deep blue, underwater walls
Half man, half shark
My jaws don't fall

Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin

Repeat 8x

Our Father who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy name
Killers sworn to beast
Swallowed them in flames
They switched my DNA
Trip me into Cool J
I can't fight the feeling
I'm born to kill prey
To survive an attack
There's only one way
Battle to the death
That's how sharks play
Weapons left behind
We dueling with the mind
You blind, crippled, or crazy
You're real easy to find
Struggling to flow with hemorrhages in your throat
Getting the lap dance while I smash through your boat
Eat your whole fam
Nothing left but a right hand
Clinging to a rail

Escape, attempts fail
You'll never make it home
Tear the flesh off your bone
Walking in undercurrents is a dangerous zone
I'm talking death out a moment's notice
You wasn't focused
Me and my crew strike
Like some underwater locusts

Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin

Repeat 8x

Uh, uh take it deeper
Uh, uh take it deeper
Uh, uh take it deeper
Uh, uh take it deeper

These waters are waist level
The hallway's flooded
Lost your scuba gear
The killer's cold-blooded
His name's LL
You don't really want it
I ate your ancestors
The ocean is haunted
I'm closing in cause I'm supposed to win
How the cold steel feel when it froze your chin
Should of stayed on dry land
Stroke while you can
Cause now you under pressure in the land of the damned
Abandoned pirate ships
Eels and sod scum
Fish that glow in the dark
The Titanic's hub
Underwater storms
Your blood is so warm
Your life vest is off
And that turns me on
Killer for centuries
The Gotti of the deep
In the next millennium
I'm still gonna creep
Sand under my belly, ocean over my head
Through the light in the shadows
You become the living dead



I love his leather bustier so much

7 comments:

Whimsy said...

You're very pretty in red.

Patricia Lockwood said...

Um aren't you going to comment on the MONEY

Whimsy said...

OK, you're also pretty in green.

Patricia Lockwood said...

I reject these Chompliments

Admiral Farragut said...

The photo doesn't display for me. Is it printed in invisible ink?

Patricia Lockwood said...

It's LL's "Deepest Bluest" video, and it seems to come and go, not sure why--I'm linking it from this sketchy Bulgarian site. You can watch a much grainier version on Youtube, though. It's almost like they're trying to keep the glory of this video from the public

beth coyote said...

Holy effing shit.

Thanx.