Saturday, January 29, 2011

The Saddest Itsy-Bitsy

Remember how I told you that I had a really specific stroke that made me forget how to do The Itsy-Bitsy Spider? I was serious. And guess who just learned how to use her WEBCAM and is ready to show you the proof, in all of its green, low-quality, night-nostrilled glory:



BASK

11 comments:

jorg wobblington lopez said...

You are SO CUTE!!!! Itsy bitsy spider can suck it. You haven't forgot it, it forgot you.

Patricia Lockwood said...

If by "cute" you mean "born wrong"

Whimsy said...

I don't think it works unless you enunciate. "ITSY BITSY" you should roar, like the Spider King. Oh, and it doesn't work if you're wearing a ring. Spiders are ring-shy. Nice hair cut, though.


And your word verification wants me to wash my mouth out with "eupsoap".

Patricia Lockwood said...

That stylist basically took a Flowbee to my head I have done my best

Radish King said...

THANK GOD YOU'RE NOT PERFECT.





the most beautiful humans are slightly flawed like those rugs where the weaver pulls an itsy bitsy thread loose for an on purpose accident. and I take back any offer I might have ever made to teach you violin lessons. Sorry.

love,
Rebecca

Patricia Lockwood said...

Those hands can barely hold a spoon, Rebecca

ron hardy said...

Patricia-Lockwood, why does it look like there are twenty-four fingers in play? Some kind of sleight of hand. Very sleight. Only a shaman could make me hallucinate like this.It must be the murmuring.

beth coyote said...

This is pathetic. Come to my house and I'll teach you. Especially the part about being a 'little teapot, short and stout". Wait, maybe that's a different song, also involving hand and arm movements. Crap.

Whimsy said...

I've got it! You're just a very advanced life form. Not only do you have opposable thumbs, all your fingers are opposable!

Patricia Lockwood said...

Ron it's true! Why does it look like there are so many more than ten fingers?

Beth if anyone could teach me it would be you but it looks like anyone can't

I have on more than one occasion been told that my hands are "graceful," Jeff, and inside I just laughed and laughed

theotheradamford said...

YOU ARE DOING IT WORNG