I am back, from Christmas! These were my best ornaments this year, a cat holding a platter of volcanoes and a triceratops with Problems:
And these were my best presents! Elegant Choice gave me a little notebook with Totoro on the front:
And CATBUS on the back:
My mother gave me a phone that she stole from an elderly priest, who did not deserve it:
And Santa gave me the most mysterious picture of all time. Here is the front of it:
And this is the back:
This stone has been leaning more and more for some 25 years. If I had tragically died at the age of 25, I would have had that put on my monument. But I didn't, "luckily," so I am here to wish you a Happy New Year!