She Fingers Her Pearls, She Begins Private Browsing

As you can probably imagine, I get a richness of good search strings here. Creature porn. Bat erections. Babes getting creamed internally by animals. (So close to the singularity, these last two. I think we'd all like to see a babe getting creamed internally...by a bat erection.) Yet occasionally a quieter search string captures my attention. Today it was "elegant sex." Oh, how sad for you to desire elegant sex and end up here. At the same time, who searches for that? Grace Kelly's juicy ghost?