Wednesday, December 17, 2008

She Is Still a Person

I disappeared like a rabbit into a party-hole, and my journey lasted a week! This is all you need to know about it:






















Jealous? We set out to buy the most facially deformed piñata that currently existed in America. Mission accomplished, I think! It did not take us long to murder it and to gorge on its innardly candy, which was Rolos.

9 comments:

Admiral "Terrible Hater" Farragut said...

Is it a John Travolta "Saturday Night Fever" pinata? It's got the pose down. It should have been full of little candy disco balls and quaaludes!

Harry said...

Mick Hucknall, surely: the resemblance is uncanny.

Valerie Loveland said...

They did a great job giving the pinata 70's hair.

Sean said...

My first thought was "Michael Jackson." Some sort of composite Michael Jackson.

Tricia said...

Am I the only one that didn't understand that it was supposed to be a little disco man until someone told me? I thought it was just, you know, an elegant outfit.

Harry, it is almost a perfect likeness; sadly, the pinata bears no trace of the Ginger. And Sean, you are righter than you know--its face was caved in such a way that the nose was entirely missing.

Admiral "Get Down with Your Bad Self" Farragut said...

It's not your lack of understanding, fair Tricia, it's your youth. How can you be expected to recognize a disco man when you were not yet born in those embarassing times?

Anonymous said...

She is axually 38.

Radish King said...

No spiders inside? I'd demand a refund. After I ate the Rolos which I love. You, my little corn puff, are entirely beautiful as well as brilliant. It seems unfair to the rust of us. Love,

Rebecca the Aged & Rusted

Tricia said...

Rebecca, you are not rusted and also that picture of me is airbrushed! In reality I have a small cat's paw emerging from the center of my face in lieu of a nose.