Wednesday, December 31, 2008

SCROOGE

Yesterday's post was written by my fever; do not even try to understand it. Anyway, I return to you rich in all three seasons of DuckTales, the highly-regarded cartoon documentary about the rich duck who swims in money. Do you know him? My feeling for his stout and sturdy duck body approaches the erotic; this is especially true when he is wearing his miniature striped bathing suit. Let us examine the theme song lyrics, which are fine poetry:

Life is like a hurricane
Here in DUCK-BURG
Racecars, lasers, aeroplanes
It's a DUCK BLUR
Might solve a mystree
Or rewrite histree

DUCKTALES, aWOO-OO
Every day they're out there makin'
DUCKTALES, aWOO-OO
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales

D-D-D-Danger lurks behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do, just grab onto some

DUCKTALES, aWOO-OO
Every day they're out there makin'
DUCKTALES, aWOO-OO
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, aWOO-OO
Not ponytails or cottontails, no DUCKTALES! aWOO-OO!

Did you enjoy that? Here is a Money Bin for you, go swim in it!

4 comments:

Valerie Loveland said...

I am sending the link of the money bin to everyone, it's so cool.

Tricia said...

Isn't it great? That man is a human classic.

Ralph Nader said...

Does anyone really know how Scrooge McDuck made his fortune? White swan slavery and duckpond sweatshops would be my guess.

Tricia said...

Ralph Nader! You're here! I always knew this day would come.