This curious picture hangs in the hall of the Grove Park Inn in Asheville. I had never before stopped to consider the sexual proclivities of toy bears, but it now seems obvious that a significant percentage of them would be engaged in a SPILL MY STUFFING SEW ME UP form of BDSM. Look at that bear. Look at the sexual stars in his eyes.
Friday, September 19, 2008
Yesss, Stitch My Foot, I Deserve It
This curious picture hangs in the hall of the Grove Park Inn in Asheville. I had never before stopped to consider the sexual proclivities of toy bears, but it now seems obvious that a significant percentage of them would be engaged in a SPILL MY STUFFING SEW ME UP form of BDSM. Look at that bear. Look at the sexual stars in his eyes.
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I've known about the bears for years. Ah, you kids today.
xxoo
There was another picture that featured the bear begging a child to beat him with a baseball bat, but it didn't turn out. That...is a tragedy, I feel.
This is much too sexually sophisticated for a child, and an indication of WHAT'S WRONG with the modern world. That bear should be ashamed of him or herself and should probably be jailed.
My word verification is avykxot, a Greek word describing the practice in whic consenting adults remove the button eyes of plush rabbits. Coincidence? I think not.
Rebecca
NEVER COINCIDENCE.
You see how it is? You take a week off and the next week the economy collapses. Thanks a lot, Tricia.
I know! My fault.
SAFEWORD:
SNUGGLES
*laughs self to death*
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