I had a whole obnoxious photo essay planned, beginning with a picture of me emerging cougar-like out of a cave and ending with a picture of a priapic Jesus sculpture formed entirely from crystals purchased in Manitou Springs. Unfortunately, Elegant Choice deleted all of the good pictures off the camera because he is terrible, so you will have to make do with these. Here is a picture of a super-symbolic mural found in the Denver airport:
I couldn't find a title, but no doubt it goes something like Zombie Rainbow Hitler Stabbing a Dove in Some Ruins. Or perhaps simply Dovestab.
I was posing like a bear in this one, but that doesn't really come across, considering that the light has somehow turned me into a heavily-makeupped man from the seventies. I appear to belong to the cast of Bonanza. I'm thinking author photo, people.
Smiling is the worst, but maybe you like it.
Colorado was delicious, and now I am home!