Those of you who are acquainted with me in real life know that a weird thing about me is that my father is a Catholic priest. (The Church makes rare--extremely rare--exceptions for married ministers of other faiths who convert to Catholicism. My father was previously a Lutheran minister.) Happy FATHER'S Day, am I right? Anyway, the thing about priests is, they love to frighten kids! Oh, and that thing on his nose is a Breathe-Right strip, which he is never seen without.