the deer don't do that
she said
the deer don't do that
--Patti Smith
Elegant Choice could not resist the challenge posed by Patti Smith in the latest issue of the New Yorker. His deer is a thing of evocative beauty, but the deer's hulking companion is more of an enigma. As Elegant Choice explained, it was originally intended to be a bear, but since he "could not remember what a bear body looked like," it was instead given amorphous form and a pig face, not to mention an elegant and taxonomically-transcendent wang. Things that the deer don't do include: barbecuing entire live birds, groping monstrous and mythy breasts, and wearing clothes.
2 comments:
Don't look now, but I think Gentle Ben's pork is upside-down.
Even so, the pic is VERY cool. And if that sort of imagination doesn't deserve a Cartoon Network/Adult Swim pilot, I don't know what does.
My God, you're right. I just assumed that Elegant Choice had chosen to pell-mell the wang on purpose, as he so often chooses to pell-mell his own.
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