My favorite part of Moby-Dick so far is the scene where Ahab shoots some snot out of his nostrils into Starbuck's lung, like so:
(Aside) Something shot from my dilated nostrils, he has inhaled it in his lungs. Starbuck now is mine; cannot oppose me now, without rebellion.
Astonishing. Dan Beachy-Quick, are you listening? Spell was good or whatever, but I am thinking a whole snot book.