One of These People Is Probably My Dad

I'm going to let the underwater titty pigs (I can't stop saying it) stand alone for a little while longer; I feel that they deserve it. I hope to post a picture later tonight, but Elegant Choice has a day off today so we are disappearing together to celebrate. Let me just say, to the people who arrived here looking for "using hay to dress up," "huge dick picture," "dress up hitler," and "surprised pictures melting ice cream," that we are birds of the same spiritual feather whose quests for knowledge will not end till we fall costumed, melting, huge-dicked and strawfed into our common grave.