This curious picture hangs in the hall of the Grove Park Inn in Asheville. I had never before stopped to consider the sexual proclivities of toy bears, but it now seems obvious that a significant percentage of them would be engaged in a SPILL MY STUFFING SEW ME UP form of BDSM. Look at that bear. Look at the sexual stars in his eyes.
Friday, September 19, 2008
Yesss, Stitch My Foot, I Deserve It
This curious picture hangs in the hall of the Grove Park Inn in Asheville. I had never before stopped to consider the sexual proclivities of toy bears, but it now seems obvious that a significant percentage of them would be engaged in a SPILL MY STUFFING SEW ME UP form of BDSM. Look at that bear. Look at the sexual stars in his eyes.
I've known about the bears for years. Ah, you kids today.
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There was another picture that featured the bear begging a child to beat him with a baseball bat, but it didn't turn out. That...is a tragedy, I feel.
ReplyDeleteThis is much too sexually sophisticated for a child, and an indication of WHAT'S WRONG with the modern world. That bear should be ashamed of him or herself and should probably be jailed.
ReplyDeleteMy word verification is avykxot, a Greek word describing the practice in whic consenting adults remove the button eyes of plush rabbits. Coincidence? I think not.
Rebecca
NEVER COINCIDENCE.
ReplyDeleteYou see how it is? You take a week off and the next week the economy collapses. Thanks a lot, Tricia.
ReplyDeleteI know! My fault.
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*laughs self to death*
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